Chrisonomicon

Thursday, May 30, 2002

I've decided I want to be a houseboy . No more sitting in front of a computer for eight hours a day, I want to be performing useful chores in as little clothing as possible for an appreciative employer. If you're interested in hiring a hard-working, intelligent, and athletic guy to take care of that housework you've let slack, send me a line.

Until that houseboy proposition comes available, I've been looking for ways to keep myself entertained and content with my current profession by walking to work, taking off early, and getting outside as much as possible for breaks. I've somehow convinced my department that they need to take work off Friday to go see a movie with me. Summer fever is taking over, and no one is immune to its indolence-inducing effects.

Journaling has not slacked, however, and I've kept up over the past few days at home by using a text file that sits on my computer desktop as "Untitled Document"?a serendipitously appropriate title considering life as of late?and carried it with me to work today on a blank disk. Those entries follow.