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Painter at Easel (1631), Gerrit Dou

Thursday, October 19, 2000

For the first time in two years, I'm wearing a pair of zipper-fly jeans. Not for any reason other than the fact that I picked them up at the store yesterday without examining them. I've forgotten what a miracle of science the zipper is. Not only can I walk confidently without having to worry about drafty breezes where they're not wanted, I've also effectively shaved five seconds off the time I spend in the restroom.

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